A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister
to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk
cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown
hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled
steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck
and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and
eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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