Sweeny Todd

Donald McGill · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 45

There once was an old barber's shop
Where customers rarely would stop
He'd soon polish off
A scruff or a toff
Because he had such a good strop

Then after his client's demise
He'd sell him in a clever guise
In the bakers next door
Which gourmets adore
As Lovett's original pies

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Donald McGill · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 45

His customers rarely would spend
Prophylactically on their girlfriend
In the old gritty way
That barbers would say
On something that's for the weekend

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