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Brash Flagsnatcher · Joined: 27 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

"What a marvelous cunny you've got,"
I said to my nanny-goat, Dot.
"Now don't start to blubber,
'Cuz I'm wearing a rubber,
So surely I'm kidding you not!"

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moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 27, 12:11 am, Brash Flagsnatcher >
wrote:
> "What a marvelous cunny you've got,"
> I said to my nanny-goat, Dot.
> "Now don't start to blubber,
> 'Cuz I'm wearing a rubber,
> So surely I'm kidding you not!"

Are you one of thw six hundred readers?
(Not the 599 lazy bleeders!)
Sit down, park your bum,
We're glad that you've come.
Be assured that we really need yers!

So modest! Too shy to reveal your identity. Only five star ratings and
over 150 million of them - you must be a busy lad.

Brash Flagsnatcher · Joined: 27 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

moghouse writes:
>On Feb 27, 12:11 am, Brash Flagsnatcher >
>wrote:
>> "What a marvelous cunny you've got,"
>> I said to my nanny-goat, Dot.
>> "Now don't start to blubber,
>> 'Cuz I'm wearing a rubber,
>> So surely I'm kidding you not!"
>
>
>Are you one of thw six hundred readers?
>(Not the 599 lazy bleeders!)
>Sit down, park your bum,
>We're glad that you've come.
>Be assured that we really need yers!
>
>So modest! Too shy to reveal your identity. Only five star ratings and
>over 150 million of them - you must be a busy lad.

Though I hate to return a short shrift
For a welcome both timely and swift,
I really must mention
The 'five star' contention,
Since sadly, I'm missing your drift.

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 27, 4:02 pm, Brash Flagsnatcher wrote:
> moghouse writes:
> >On Feb 27, 12:11 am, Brash Flagsnatcher >
> >wrote:
> >> "What a marvelous cunny you've got,"
> >> I said to my nanny-goat, Dot.
> >> "Now don't start to blubber,
> >> 'Cuz I'm wearing a rubber,
> >> So surely I'm kidding you not!"
>
> >Are you one of the six hundred readers?
> >(Not the 599 lazy bleeders!)
> >Sit down, park your bum,
> >We're glad that you've come.
> >Be assured that we really need yers!
>
> >So modest! Too shy to reveal your identity. Only five star ratings and
> >over 150 million of them - you must be a busy lad.
>
> Though I hate to return a short shrift
> For a welcome both timely and swift,
> I really must mention
> The 'five star' contention,
> Since sadly, I'm missing your drift.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

My server states that your profile
Is "Poster Unknown" for the while.
Your rating "Five Star"
And in total there are
Many million - beats me by a mile!

Obviously some little quirk of the usenet, The number of postings it
states you have made has now risen to 728 million!