GWB Library

Frank A. Rosenbaum · Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

Subject: THE GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

The George W.Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll
want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this
great man's legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or
just steal) an election

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale
model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

--
Frank Rosenbaum
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Fletis Humplebacker · Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:

> When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
> individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

Hillary says if she wins she will demand something a bit more upscale
than Bill's Bathroom Library and Massage Parlor and promises to have
actual accomplishments displayed. She says she will:

Free the terrorists with a citation to appear in court. If they fail to
appear, a letter of reprimand will be sent to their commander.

Retroactively tax everyone that got to unfairly keep some of their money.

Put extra burdens on big businesses so that the employment rate skyrockets.
This will put more innocents into the care of government where they can be
properly cared for.

Have Bill's family jewels on display without Bill being around, for a change.
"I'm all about change" she crowed.

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 20, 5:10 pm, Fletis Humplebacker wrote:
> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
> > individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
>
> Hillary says if she wins she will demand something a bit more upscale
> than Bill's Bathroom Library and Massage Parlor and promises to have
> actual accomplishments displayed. She says she will:
>
> Free the terrorists with a citation to appear in court. If they fail to
> appear, a letter of reprimand will be sent to their commander.
>
> Retroactively tax everyone that got to unfairly keep some of their money.
>
> Put extra burdens on big businesses so that the employment rate skyrockets..
> This will put more innocents into the care of government where they can be
> properly cared for.
>
> Have Bill's family jewels on display without Bill being around, for a change.
> "I'm all about change" she crowed.

May I sound a note of warning before you guys in the US get dazzled by
the Democrat candidates talk of change? In the UK we changed our bad
one and got an even worse one! They are talking about making Blair,
President of Europe, not to be outdone I guess you should make Dubya,
King of Cuba.

Fletis Humplebacker · Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

moghouse wrote:
> On Feb 20, 5:10 pm, Fletis Humplebacker wrote:
>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
>>> When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
>>> individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

>> Hillary says if she wins she will demand something a bit more upscale
>> than Bill's Bathroom Library and Massage Parlor and promises to have
>> actual accomplishments displayed. She says she will:
>>
>> Free the terrorists with a citation to appear in court. If they fail to
>> appear, a letter of reprimand will be sent to their commander.
>>
>> Retroactively tax everyone that got to unfairly keep some of their money.
>>
>> Put extra burdens on big businesses so that the employment rate skyrockets.
>> This will put more innocents into the care of government where they can be
>> properly cared for.
>>
>> Have Bill's family jewels on display without Bill being around, for a change.
>> "I'm all about change" she crowed.
>
> May I sound a note of warning before you guys in the US get dazzled by
> the Democrat candidates talk of change? In the UK we changed our bad
> one and got an even worse one! They are talking about making Blair,
> President of Europe, not to be outdone I guess you should make Dubya,
> King of Cuba.

I think Jimmy Carter is next in line for Cuba, although the natives are
concerned about what that might do to their economy.

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