Thanks Aussie Friends

webfinder · Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 1

do hope spelled correct. From America and have not looked for jokes in a
bit - relying on tasteless for jokes. The links here are priceless and the
jokes worthy.

Keep up the good work.

cya

Yank367

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a true Aussie bloke What a footy fan It's the AFL Grand Final and a man makes his way to his seat right on the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

Aussie Watch (Darn... can't put this on to our nice website :-) Found over on *** An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "I

Aussie Moms & Dads Us Aussies work hard for our keep, We've shearin' and wheat-fields to reap; But life is not fair Our Moms cut our hair, And Dads get first pick of the sheep. David Miller "My life and education both do learn me" Othello. Act 1 sc 3

Aussie engine starter -- Enzo I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

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