The Brave Little Camel

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

Starving, two girls scoured the dump
When along came a camel: No chump,
But ignoring the pain,
The stress and the strain,
He gave each young maiden a hump.

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moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 8, 6:23 pm, John Miller wrote:
> Starving, two girls scoured the dump
> When along came a camel: No chump,
> But ignoring the pain,
> The stress and the strain,
> He gave each young maiden a hump.
>
> --
> 95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
> hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)

While on the subject of bestiality, how about an old one?

She partied and got off her head.
Woke up with a gorilla in bed.
"Did you stay the night?
I must have been tight."
"But only the first time," he said.

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

moghouse wrote:
> On Feb 8, 6:23 pm, John Miller wrote:
>
>>Starving, two girls scoured the dump
>>When along came a camel: No chump,
>> But ignoring the pain,
>> The stress and the strain,
>>He gave each young maiden a hump.
>>
>>--
>>95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
>>hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)
>
>
> While on the subject of bestiality, how about an old one?
>
> She partied and got off her head.
> Woke up with a gorilla in bed.
> "Did you stay the night?
> I must have been tight."
> "But only the first time," he said.

When I was a kid back in school
It was elephant, stallion, or mule;
The only gorilla
We knew was Godzilla;
Girls left him alone as a rule

(My cut a bit over a decade ago:

#83 Monday, 8 September 1997

She awoke with a donkey pressed near,
Said, "Damn! Too much party, I fear!"
God, I must have been tight!"
Said the donkey, "That's right,
But only the first time, my dear!)

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moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 9, 12:09 am, John Miller wrote:
> moghouse wrote:
> > On Feb 8, 6:23 pm, John Miller wrote:
>
> >>Starving, two girls scoured the dump
> >>When along came a camel: No chump,
> >> But ignoring the pain,
> >> The stress and the strain,
> >>He gave each young maiden a hump.
>
> >>--
> >>95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
> >>hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)
>
> > While on the subject of bestiality, how about an old one?
>
> > She partied and got off her head.
> > Woke up with a gorilla in bed.
> > "Did you stay the night?
> > I must have been tight."
> > "But only the first time," he said.
>
> When I was a kid back in school
> It was elephant, stallion, or mule;
> The only gorilla
> We knew was Godzilla;
> Girls left him alone as a rule
>
> (My cut a bit over a decade ago:
>
> #83 Monday, 8 September 1997
>
> She awoke with a donkey pressed near,
> Said, "Damn! Too much party, I fear!"
> God, I must have been tight!"
> Said the donkey, "That's right,
> But only the first time, my dear!)
>
> --
> 95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
> hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Oh dear what are they teaching kids in american schools?

Godzilla a gorilla? No way!
Giant lizard, or so people say,
Drawn up from the seas
By some rash Japanese,
To challenge King Kong at his play.

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