An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is
enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son
screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the
old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of
talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and
tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the
phone, "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts,
"I'll take care of this." She calls her father immediately
and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced!
Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back! , and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "They're coming for Passover and paying
their own airfares."

Dick

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