An ugly woman

Timantide · Joined: 25 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her 2 kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?"

The woman says,"No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think the look
alike?"

"No." he replies. "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

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Ugly woman... An ugly woman walks into a shop with her 2 kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?" The woman says,"No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think the look alike?" "No." he replies. "I just can't believe you got laid twice!" -- Timantide

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