Tinker Bell

M.Balarama · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 107

The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.

One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"

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Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"M.Balarama" wrote:

> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>
> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"

Certainly this belle is not a lady!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

M.Balarama · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 107

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "M.Balarama" wrote:
>
>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>>
>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>
> Certainly this belle is not a lady!
never say never in this land
> --
> Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
> "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
> and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

David C Kifer · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 181

M.Balarama:
> "Michael N. LeVine"...
>> "M.Balarama":
>>
>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>> Certainly this belle is not a lady!
> never say never in this land

Jack, son, that's just *wrong*!

--
Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

M.Balarama wrote:
> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>
> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"

She'd make more money as a Hook-er!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> M.Balarama wrote:
> > The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
> > but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
> > by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
> > far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
> > from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
> > became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
> >
> > One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
> > restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
> > slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
> > left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
> > enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
> > of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
> > tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>
> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!

Well - she already has her peter pan...
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Michael N. LeVine wrote:

>> M.Balarama wrote:
>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>>>
>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
>
> Well - she already has her peter pan...

I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> Sheila Dundee
>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>
>>>> M.Balarama wrote:
>>>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
>>>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
>>>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
>>>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
>>>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
>>>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>>>>>
>>>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
>>>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
>>>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
>>>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
>>>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
>>>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
>>>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>>>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
>>> Well - she already has her peter pan...
>> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

> Wendy's moon hit your eye ...

He loves Smee! Oh, my Darling ....

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> >> M.Balarama wrote:
> >>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
> >>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
> >>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
> >>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
> >>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
> >>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
> >>>
> >>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
> >>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
> >>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
> >>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
> >>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
> >>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
> >>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
> >> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
> >
> > Well - she already has her peter pan...
>
> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

That was a barrie mean thing to say.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> Sheila Dundee
>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>
>>>> M.Balarama wrote:
>>>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
>>>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
>>>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
>>>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
>>>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
>>>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>>>>>
>>>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
>>>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
>>>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
>>>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
>>>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
>>>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
>>>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>>>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
>>> Well - she already has her peter pan...
>> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

>
> That was a barrie mean thing to say.

I am a fairy dust-ardly person!

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> Sheila Dundee
>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> Sheila Dundee
>>>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> M.Balarama wrote:
>>>>>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
>>>>>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
>>>>>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
>>>>>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
>>>>>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
>>>>>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
>>>>>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
>>>>>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
>>>>>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
>>>>>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
>>>>>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
>>>>>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>>>>>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
>>>>> Well - she already has her peter pan...
>>>> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

>>> That was a barrie mean thing to say.
>> I am a fairy dust-ardly person!
>
> I though Tink was a Pixar Pixie! - later, Ed.

I wand-er if you are having disney spells!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > Sheila Dundee
> >> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >>> Sheila Dundee
> >>>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>> M.Balarama wrote:
> >>>>>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
> >>>>>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
> >>>>>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
> >>>>>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
> >>>>>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
> >>>>>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
> >>>>>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
> >>>>>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
> >>>>>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
> >>>>>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
> >>>>>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
> >>>>>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
> >>>>>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
> >>>>> Well - she already has her peter pan...
> >>>> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

> >>> That was a barrie mean thing to say.
> >> I am a fairy dust-ardly person!
> >
> > I though Tink was a Pixar Pixie! - later, Ed.
>
> I wand-er if you are having disney spells!

If so -- walt a few minutes till they pass..
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Sheila Dundee found these unused words:
>
> >Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >> Sheila Dundee
> >>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >>>> Sheila Dundee
> >>>>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>> M.Balarama wrote:
> >>>>>>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
> >>>>>>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
> >>>>>>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
> >>>>>>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
> >>>>>>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
> >>>>>>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
> >>>>>>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
> >>>>>>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
> >>>>>>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
> >>>>>>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
> >>>>>>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
> >>>>>>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
> >>>>>>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
> >>>>>> Well - she already has her peter pan...
> >>>>> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

> >>>> That was a barrie mean thing to say.
> >>> I am a fairy dust-ardly person!
> >>
> >> I though Tink was a Pixar Pixie! - later, Ed.
> >
> >I wand-er if you are having disney spells!
>
> No, but I do Gyre and Kimball in the wake.

a brillig thought -- but wabe too soon to go galumphing
out to do it.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> Sheila Dundee
>> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
>>> Sheila Dundee
>>>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>>>> Sheila Dundee
>>>>>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> M.Balarama wrote:
>>>>>>>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
>>>>>>>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
>>>>>>>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
>>>>>>>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
>>>>>>>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
>>>>>>>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
>>>>>>>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
>>>>>>>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
>>>>>>>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
>>>>>>>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
>>>>>>>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
>>>>>>>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
>>>>>>>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
>>>>>>> Well - she already has her peter pan...
>>>>>> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

>>>>> That was a barrie mean thing to say.
>>>> I am a fairy dust-ardly person!
>>> I though Tink was a Pixar Pixie! - later, Ed.
>> I wand-er if you are having disney spells!
>
> If so -- walt a few minutes till they pass..

Would you like to come over animate with me? (I cel cheaply at a nitrate!)

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> > Sheila Dundee
> >> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >>> Sheila Dundee
> >>>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >>>>> Sheila Dundee
> >>>>>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> M.Balarama wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> The fairy Tinker Bell hoped to be Peter Pan's companion,
> >>>>>>>>> but he rejected her for the more mundane Wendy. Devastated
> >>>>>>>>> by this downturn of events, Tinker Bell decided to get as
> >>>>>>>>> far away from Never-Never Land as she could. Her flight
> >>>>>>>>> from fantasy land ended in Fresno, California, where she
> >>>>>>>>> became a waitress at a roadside truckstop.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> One day an especially rowdy group of truckers came into the
> >>>>>>>>> restaurant. They got roaring drunk, spoke loudly and rudely,
> >>>>>>>>> slopped chunks of food all over the table and floor, and
> >>>>>>>>> left Tinker Bell a measly quarter gratuity per trucker. The
> >>>>>>>>> enraged spirit literally flew into a tantrum, pointed to one
> >>>>>>>>> of the paltry coins, and screamed, "It's the wrong way to
> >>>>>>>>> tip a fairy, who's a long way from home!"
> >>>>>>>> She'd make more money as a Hook-er!
> >>>>>>> Well - she already has her peter pan...
> >>>>>> I have Lost Boys by telling them to "Grow Up!" Sad

> >>>>> That was a barrie mean thing to say.
> >>>> I am a fairy dust-ardly person!
> >>> I though Tink was a Pixar Pixie! - later, Ed.
> >> I wand-er if you are having disney spells!
> >
> > If so -- walt a few minutes till they pass..
>
> Would you like to come over animate with me? (I cel cheaply at a nitrate!)

Just the thought of that makes me feel goofy!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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