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Donald McGill



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:36 am    Post subject: Tintinabulation Reply with quote
Chinese campanologist, Wong
Can make his bells bing and then bong
The maidens all swing
At he sound of his ding
And faint at the size of his dong

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Donald McGill



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:48 am    Post subject: Re: Tintinabulation Reply with quote
On 2 Feb, 12:36, Donald McGill wrote:
> Chinese campanologist, Wong
> Can make his bells bing and then bong
> The maidens all swing
> At he sound of his ding
> And faint at the size of his dong

Improvement:

Chinese campanologist, Wong
Can make his bells bing and then bong
The maidens all swoon
At he sound of their tune
And faint at the size of his dong
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moghouse



Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 84
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:37 am    Post subject: Re: Tintinabulation Reply with quote
On Feb 2, 12:48 pm, Donald McGill wrote:
> On 2 Feb, 12:36, Donald McGill wrote:
>
> > Chinese campanologist, Wong
> > Can make his bells bing and then bong
> > The maidens all swing
> > At he sound of his ding
> > And faint at the size of his dong
>
> Improvement:
>
> Chinese campanologist, Wong
> Can make his bells bing and then bong
> The maidens all swoon
> At he sound of their tune
> And faint at the size of his dong

He slept with his cousin one night
But they knew that it wasn't right.
The off-spring was sallow
A deep shade of yellow,
For two Wongs do not make a white.
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Donald McGill



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Tintinabulation Reply with quote
A Chinese bell-ringer called Wong
Can make his bells bing and then bong
The maidens all swoon
At he sound of their tune
And faint at the size of his dong

Another bell-ringer called Hend
Rang bells for a modest stipend
He'd do the prelude
While stood in the nude
Then last he would ring his bell-end

3 more needed for a gross of limericks!
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moghouse



Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 84
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Tintinabulation Reply with quote
On Feb 2, 4:09 pm, Donald McGill wrote:
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> Another bell-ringer called Hend
> Rang bells for a modest stipend
> He'd do the prelude
> While stood in the nude
> Then last he would ring his bell-end
>
> 3 more needed for a gross of limericks!

That many? You must be verbose.
You're making me quite lachrymose.
And if I might say,
Not in a rude way,
Most of your limericks are gross!
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