Tog's

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In London's Saville Row there is a store that advertises "Mad Togs for Englishmen."
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Ignar DePointe · Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 9

On Feb 18, 6:12�am, "Michael N. LeVine"
wrote:
> In London's Saville Row there is a store that advertises "Mad Togs for Englishmen."
> --
> Michael LeVine - �mlev...@redshift.com
> "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
> and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Do they have some lightweight carpenter's clothes?
I need to grout in the noon day sun....

-- Ignar (Clearlize2002)

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article
,
Ignar DePointe wrote:

> On Feb 18, 6:12?am, "Michael N. LeVine"
> wrote:
> > In London's Saville Row there is a store that advertises "Mad Togs for Englishmen."
> > --
> > Michael LeVine - ?mlev...@redshift.com
> > "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> > All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
> > and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
>
> Do they have some lightweight carpenter's clothes?
> I need to grout in the noon day sun....
>

Don't be such a coward - go out properly dressed!
The proper Englishman noel's no other way..
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Ignar DePointe
> >"Michael N. LeVine"
>
> >> In London's Saville Row there is a store that advertises "Mad Togs for Englishmen."
> >Do they have some lightweight carpenter's clothes?
> >I need to grout in the noon day sun....
> You'd find them under Levis Digariga-digariga-digariga-doo.
> Just follow the music, as the natives groove when the white men leave their
> huts.

And always in proper order too -- hut-2-3-4 hut 2-3-4
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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