Traffic Jam

**Rowland Croucher** · Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Posts: 36

One of my adult daughters sent me this: blame her Smile

***

A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash
freeway which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking
among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught
beating up his girlfriend, he's stopped his car and is threatening to
douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.

He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his former team mates hate
him and he now won't have the $1million from his Footy show contract.
I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
--

Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher

http://jmm.aaa.net.au/ (20,000 articles 4000 humor)

Blogs - http://rowlandsblogs.blogspot.com/

Justice for Dawn Rowan - http://dawnrowansaga.blogspot.com/

Funny Jokes and Pics - http://funnyjokesnpics.blogspot.com/

Archived from group: aus>jokes

David Springthorpe · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 10

On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:44:06 +1100, **Rowland Croucher**
wrote:

>One of my adult daughters sent me this: blame her Smile

>
>***
>
>A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash
>freeway which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking
>among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
>
>The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught
>beating up his girlfriend, he's stopped his car and is threatening to
>douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
>
>He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his former team mates hate
>him and he now won't have the $1million from his Footy show contract.
>I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
>
>"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
>
>"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

Old joke, just add name of presently despised person in the allotted space.

argusy · Joined: 23 Aug 2007 Posts: 19

**Rowland Croucher** wrote:
> One of my adult daughters sent me this: blame her Smile

>
> ***
>
> A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash
> freeway which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking
> among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
>
> The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught
> beating up his girlfriend, he's stopped his car and is threatening to
> douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
>
> He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his former team mates hate
> him and he now won't have the $1million from his Footy show contract.
> I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
>
> "Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
>
> "So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

I heard this several years ago, but substitute O J Simpson for Wayne Carey, and
an L.A. freeway for the Monash freeway.

David Springthorpe · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 10

On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:02:27 +1030, argusy wrote:

>I heard this several years ago, but substitute O J Simpson for Wayne Carey, and
>an L.A. freeway for the Monash freeway.

My point 'xactly.....

The traffic stop A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are

[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Chunnel Traffic Subject: Re: Chunnel Traffic From: Ulo Melton Newsgroups: On 22 Aug 2005 01:45:43 -0700, "mdginzo" wrote: >When driving through the Chunnel do you drive on the left or the right >side of th

True or Not, these Air Traffic lines are funny A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able... If not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101,

Traffic Violations An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know a

6 November Puns nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" wrote in message > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" wrote in message > > >