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Enzo Matrix



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:02 am    Post subject: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both* Trail
Appliances. Both?

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Mudge



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:04 am    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

On 02/15/2008 16:02:55 "Enzo Matrix" wrote:

> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both* Trail
> Appliances. Both?


Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about 13km
apart

And NZ radio says R Gill is at 4C and it's midsummer !!! Eeeek


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

"Enzo Matrix" wrote in message@giganews.com...
> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both* Trail
> Appliances. Both?
>

Trail Appliances? Trail Appliances?

I didn't know people were allowed to use appliances in court!

Some of those lady barristers must be getting a bit daring!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

nemo wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" wrote in message
> @giganews.com...
>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both* Trail
>> Appliances. Both?
>>
>
> Trail Appliances? Trail Appliances?
>
> I didn't know people were allowed to use appliances in court!
>
> Some of those lady barristers must be getting a bit daring!

*snigger*


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

Mudge wrote:
> On 02/15/2008 16:02:55 "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>
>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both* Trail
>> Appliances. Both?
>
>
> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about 13km
> apart

I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling point of
only having two stores!

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Mudge



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

On 02/18/2008 00:46:10 "Enzo Matrix" wrote:

> Mudge wrote:

>> On 02/15/2008 16:02:55 "Enzo Matrix" wrote:

>>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both* Trail
>>> Appliances. Both?

>> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about 13km apart

> I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling point
> of only having two stores!


Why - IKEA has only 1 here ??


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

"Enzo Matrix" wrote:
> Mudge wrote:
>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>
>>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both*
>>> Trail Appliances. Both?
>>
>> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about 13km
>> apart
>
> I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling
> point of only having two stores!

This is Calgary we're talking about...

Only a million people, surrounded by nothing!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

Mudge wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>> Mudge wrote:
>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>
>>>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both*
>>>> Trail Appliances. Both?
>
>>> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about 13km
>>> apart
>
>> I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling
>> point of only having two stores!
>
> Why - IKEA has only 1 here ??

IKEA is very selective about where it puts stores.
Even Toronto has only two, plus two in the Greater Toronto Area.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:27 am    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

MartinS wrote:
> Mudge wrote:
>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>
>>>>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both*
>>>>> Trail Appliances. Both?
>>
>>>> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about 13km
>>>> apart
>>
>>> I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling
>>> point of only having two stores!
>>
>> Why - IKEA has only 1 here ??
>
> IKEA is very selective about where it puts stores.
> Even Toronto has only two, plus two in the Greater Toronto Area.

So... what you're saying is that Toronto has four?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

> MartinS wrote:
>> Mudge wrote:
>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both*
>>>>>> Trail Appliances. Both?
>>>
>>>>> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about 13km
>>>>> apart
>>>
>>>> I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling
>>>> point of only having two stores!
>>>
>>> Why - IKEA has only 1 here ??

>>MartinS wrote:
>> IKEA is very selective about where it puts stores.
>> Even Toronto has only two, plus two in the Greater Toronto Area.

>"Enzo Matrix" wrote: So... what you're saying is
>that Toronto has four?

Geographically yes. Municipally no.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

On 02/18/2008 14:27:20 "Enzo Matrix" wrote:

> MartinS wrote:

>> IKEA is very selective about where it puts stores. Even Toronto has only
>> two, plus two in the Greater Toronto Area.

> So... what you're saying is that Toronto has four?


Nawww - what he's saying is that "greater Toronna means everything
East of Thunder Bay - at least in a Tarronian's mind that is !


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

Alex Cunningham wrote:
>> MartinS wrote:
>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both*
>>>>>>> Trail Appliances. Both?
>>>>
>>>>>> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about
>>>>>> 13km apart
>>>>
>>>>> I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling
>>>>> point of only having two stores!
>>>>
>>>> Why - IKEA has only 1 here ??
>
>>> MartinS wrote:
>>> IKEA is very selective about where it puts stores.
>>> Even Toronto has only two, plus two in the Greater Toronto Area.
>
>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote: So... what you're saying
>> is that Toronto has four?
>
> Geographically yes. Municipally no.

Don't get technical with me! :-p


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

in message @giganews.com...
>>>> MartinS wrote:
>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The advert says that the LG Steam Washer is available at *both*
>>>>>>>> Trail Appliances. Both?
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yup - two stores - one in the Norf and one in the Souf - about
>>>>>>> 13km apart
>>>>>
>>>>>> I thought it was quite amusing that a company would make a selling
>>>>>> point of only having two stores!
>>>>>
>>>>> Why - IKEA has only 1 here ??
>>
>>>> MartinS wrote:
>>>> IKEA is very selective about where it puts stores.
>>>> Even Toronto has only two, plus two in the Greater Toronto Area.
>>
>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote: So... what you're saying
>>> is that Toronto has four?

>> Alex Cunningham wrote:
>> Geographically yes. Municipally no.

>"Enzo Matrix" wrote: Don't get technical with me! :-p

Yes dear. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Trail Appliances Reply with quote

Mudge wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>> MartinS wrote:
>
>>> IKEA is very selective about where it puts stores. Even Toronto has
>>> only two, plus two in the Greater Toronto Area.
>
>> So... what you're saying is that Toronto has four?
>
> Nawww - what he's saying is that "greater Toronna means everything
> East of Thunder Bay - at least in a Tarronian's mind that is !

The GTA encompasses Halton, Peel, York and Durham Regions and the City of
Toronto. 2006 Census population 5,555,912.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Toronto_Area

The adjacent City of Hamilton has another half a million population.

I don't live in the GTA, neither does Peter C.

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