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Unidyne



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:09 pm    Post subject: Two CebebreDeaths Reply with quote

Roy Scheider: Actor (Best line from "Jaws": "Yer gonna need a bigger boat!")

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23102484/

75; Little Rock, AR; Multiple Myeloma

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Steve Gerber: Comic book artist and writer, Creator of "Howard the Duck".

(He had no input into the film of the same name since Marvel Comics
shanghaied the rights away from him, so he may be forgven).

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=146401

60; Las Vegas, NV; Pulmonary Fibrosis

From his last interview:

“It’s almost funny…I really do have a sick sense of humor about some of
this stuff. (laughs) Part of me wants to go for the sympathy ploy. Put a
picture of me on the cover of Countdown to Mystery with a gun to my
head, or a plastic bag over it, and the caption, ‘Buy this magazine or
this writer will never breathe again!’ The old National Lampoon gag.”

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ObT: I couldn't have put it any better!

===unidyne===

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