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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:05 pm    Post subject: Amaze Your Friends! Bore Your Co-Workers! Reply with quote

Learn fascinating, amazing (and fake) bits of trivia guaranteed to
make you a big hit at parties*:

- If you stare at a cat long enough, it will eventually ask you, in
plain English, if you "have a problem."
- The fifteenth leading cause of pregnancy is Jagermeister.
- If you put all the lawyers in the United States in a single line
around the Equator, everything would be just fine.

Read the rest of them here:

http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2008/02/bet-you-didnt-know-installment-1.html#aft

(c) 2008 - Steve D.

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*being a big hit may be defined in several ways, including being
ridiculed or feeling shameful and awkward.

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