Driver Gets a Stiff Fine

James Harvey · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

From the Detroit News, June 8, 1988

Dateline: Santa Ana, California.

A man was fined $58 after failing to persuade a judge that the four
frozen corpses in his van qualified him for life in the fast lane.

Robert Hanshew, 25, of Westminster, who transports cadavers for a
mortuary service, was stopped March 21 for using a freeway car pool
lane reserved for vehicles carrying two people or more.

-- Jim Harvey Michigan Bell Telephone

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