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Lew



Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:47 am    Post subject: Unusual Names Reply with quote
Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
My offering is Ivor Lowcock

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Colin Wilson



Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:15 am    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> My offering is Ivor Lowcock

Couple here on the BBC website the other day...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7244427.stm
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gonzo



Joined: 02 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:36 am    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
Lew wrote:
> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> My offering is Ivor Lowcock

Well, every time I hear Ed Balls mentioned on
the news, it's hard not to think " God help him!"
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Pithy and Original



Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:49 am    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
"Lew" wrote in message $421.8481@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>

Once my husband and I stayed in a motel in Boise, Idaho. I picked up a
business card at the front desk and later saw that the manager's name was
Steve Nooner!
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Lew



Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
"Emil Tiades" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:47:14 GMT, "Lew"
> wrote:
>
>>Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
>>My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>>
> and when is your 5th birthday, little boy?

I don't understand Greek or Double Dutch, so please explain!!!
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phylkat



Joined: 28 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
I went to school with "Eileen Standing"
What about "Shiela Blige?"

"Lew" wrote in message $421.8481@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>
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John



Joined: 18 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
"Lew" wrote in message $421.8481@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>

Freind of mine was cop - swore he pulled over a hooker and her name was:
Rosy Thunderpussy
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rj



Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:47:14 GMT, "Lew"
wrote:

>Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
>My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>

My personal favorite is Ima Hogg

http://tinyurl.com/roj7m

Also, see:

http://tinyurl.com/kufdk
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spaz



Joined: 18 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:47:14 GMT, "Lew"
wrote:

>Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
>My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>
I went to school with a girl named Etta Beaver
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sceptborg



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
Lew wrote:

> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.

I have always worried about the French writer Balzac (1799 - 1850).
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Eaton Wings



Joined: 04 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:40 am    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:47:14 GMT, "Lew"
wrote:

>Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
>My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>
i like "Eaton Z. Wings."
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Jim Hawkins



Joined: 21 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
"Lew" wrote in message $421.8481@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>
I once rang a firm and spoke to a woman salesperson.
I had to ring her back, so asked her name. I don't
remember her first name, but I'll never forger her
surname - it was Cunto!

Jim Hawkins
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Jim Hawkins



Joined: 21 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
"Lew" wrote in message $421.8481@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>

Just remembered a professor of physics in London
university some 40 years ago. His name was Eisenschitz !

Jim Hawkins
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phylkat



Joined: 28 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
I worked for a transport firm 20 odd years ago and the fleet mgr was Michael
Hunt, he was often called over the 'tannoy' as Mike Hunt,,,,,,,,,


"Jim Hawkins" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
>
> "Lew" wrote in message
> $421.8481@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
>> My offering is Ivor Lowcock
>>
>
> Just remembered a professor of physics in London
> university some 40 years ago. His name was Eisenschitz !
>
> Jim Hawkins
>
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Douglas D. Anderson



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 268
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:59 am    Post subject: Re: Unusual Names Reply with quote
"phylkat" wrote
> I worked for a transport firm 20 odd years ago and the fleet mgr was Michael
> Hunt, he was often called over the 'tannoy' as Mike Hunt,,,,,,,,,
>
There's a local Pontiac dealer named Dick Ide. When they run commercials
for his car lot on TV they always pronounce it with the emphasis on "Dick"
so it sounds like "Dick Eyed". No one's quite sure what "dick eyed" means
but it's definitely obscene, something to do with a one eyed spitting snake.


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> "Jim Hawkins" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Lew" wrote in message
> > $421.8481@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >> Anyone know any (genuine) unusual names??.
> >> My offering is Ivor Lowcock
> >>
> >
> > Just remembered a professor of physics in London
> > university some 40 years ago. His name was Eisenschitz !
> >
> > Jim Hawkins
> >
>
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