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Lee K. Seitz



Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:25 pm    Post subject: Useless Oracle stats Reply with quote

The first two slots in the Oracularities Digests are becoming
friendlier places to be. With the last two digests, the mean of both
positions have moved up 0.01. The first position is still in last
place at 2.99, though. Position two, however, has now passed position
three, which it had previously been tied with.

So if you're digested, the most to least desirable positions are:
10
6 or 7
5, 8, or 9
4
2
3
1

That assumes you would like your Oracularity to receive a high score.
If you want a low score, read the above from bottom to top or stand on
your head while reading it.

Vide http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/oracle/stats.shtml

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"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of
civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
-- Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Colonel Charles Yancey (6 Jan 1816)

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AllanW



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1

PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Useless Oracle stats Reply with quote

Lee K. Seitz wrote:
> The first two slots in the Oracularities Digests are becoming
> friendlier places to be.
[snip]
> The first position is still in last place at 2.99, though.
[snip]
> So if you're digested, the most to least desirable positions are:

Remind me how to control which position I will get in the digest.
Does it involve bribes? I wouldn't mind bribing one person, but
I'd hate to bribe more than 5... even if it was only 10¢ per bribe...

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