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Timantide



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:19 am    Post subject: Wandering Dog Reply with quote

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his
collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the
couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next
day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an
hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his
collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He
lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his
sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'


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