What Time-Life Really Means

Chris Long · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

Time-Life has been running a commercial recently hawking its book series
{it8 Mysteries of the Unknown.} At one point in this commercial the narrator
describes an event at Stonehenge where a person "was grabbed by a terrifying
unseen force and held suspended in the air". I don't know about you, but
where I'm from, this is better known as a "wedgie".

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