What do lawyers do best?

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

Hill's a lawyer, Oby's another,
Should get along like sister and brother,
These two candidates
May pretend to be mates
But with luck they should shaft each other.

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A Few Good Lawyers A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice whi

A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer? A: She has an extreme craving for baloney. Q: What is the legal definition of "Appeal"? A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store. Q: Why did God make snakes just befo

Maybe the personal injury lawyers are helping suppress this All I can figure is that the Chiropractors Special Interests have all the major candidates on their payroll. I mean, how else could *this* escape the political debates: Read more about it and

Pipe Dream Sweet Katie was waiting supinely, Her negligee open divinely When I walked through her door, "I hope you have more Than eight inches," she fancied, benignly.

Funny t-shirt criticizing Wellesley college There's a t-shirt sold at one of those funny t-shirt web sites, that says something like "Wellesley - Trust fund chicks wasting Daddy's money since 1857", or something offensive to Wellesley (it's a feminist college--not much humor there.) Does anyone kno