What pun?

Clearlize2002 · Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

I could have been a great writer were it not for
vocabulary and word choice, but by far my greatest
failing is misspelling, especially the proper nouns.
You might say that's my Namesis.

--Ignar

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Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> I could have been a great writer were it not for
> vocabulary and word choice, but by far my greatest
> failing is misspelling, especially the proper nouns.
> You might say that's my Namesis.

Are you perhaps on morpheme?

Clearlize2002 · Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

On Feb 11, 12:49ï¿½am, Sheila Dundee
wrote:
> Clearlize2...@aol.com wrote:
> > I could have been a great writer were it not for
> > vocabulary and word choice, but by far my greatest
> > failing is misspelling, especially the proper nouns.
> > You might say that's my Namesis.
>
> ï¿½ ï¿½Are you perhaps on morpheme?

Yoiks! Drug through the muck by my former heroine.

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
>Sheila Dundee
>> Clearlize2...@aol.com wrote:
>>> I could have been a great writer were it not for
>>> vocabulary and word choice, but by far my greatest
>>> failing is misspelling, especially the proper nouns.
>>> You might say that's my Namesis.
>> ï¿½ ï¿½Are you perhaps on morpheme?
>
> Yoiks! Drug through the muck by my former heroine.
>

Hope you are through your well-noun drug phrase - it was a clause for
concern! btw how's the case of genitive herpes?

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

wrote in message@q77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> I could have been a great writer were it not for
> vocabulary and word choice, but by far my greatest
> failing is misspelling, especially the proper nouns.
> You might say that's my Namesis.
>
> --Ignar

And with me it's my Nemosis!

Clearlize2002 · Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

On Feb 12, 3:29 am, Sheila Dundee
wrote:

> Hope you are through your well-noun drug phrase - it was a clause for
> concern! btw how's the case of genitive herpes?

No, silly, the doc said I was allergic to generic terpenes. It seems
there's a fuzzing on our bones.

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:

> > Sheila Dundee
>> >> Clearlize2...@aol.com wrote:
>>> >>> I could have been a great writer were it not for
>>> >>> vocabulary and word choice, but by far my greatest
>>> >>> failing is misspelling, especially the proper nouns.
>>> >>> You might say that's my Namesis.
>> >> Are you perhaps on morpheme?
> >
> > Yoiks! Drug through the muck by my former heroine.
> >

>>Hope you are through your well-noun drug phrase - it was a clause for
>>concern! btw how's the case of genitive herpes?

> No, silly, the doc said I was allergic to generic terpenes. It seems
> there's a fuzzing on our bones.

You appositive it wasn't an allergy to terrapins? You are a shell of
your old self - very tense!

Kim Evans · Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 45

Sheila Dundee wrote:
> Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
>
>> > Sheila Dundee
>>> >> Clearlize2...@aol.com wrote:
>>>> >>> I could have been a great writer were it not for
>>>> >>> vocabulary and word choice, but by far my greatest
>>>> >>> failing is misspelling, especially the proper nouns.
>>>> >>> You might say that's my Namesis.
>>> >> Are you perhaps on morpheme?
>> > > Yoiks! Drug through the muck by my former heroine.
>> >
>
>>> Hope you are through your well-noun drug phrase - it was a clause for
>>> concern! btw how's the case of genitive herpes?
>
>> No, silly, the doc said I was allergic to generic terpenes. It seems
>> there's a fuzzing on our bones.
>
> You appositive it wasn't an allergy to terrapins? You are a shell of
> your old self - very tense!
>
>
I cant concentrate on my work and might even deter tools

Clearlize2002 · Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

On Feb 13, 8:34ï¿½am, Kim Evans wrote:

> I cant concentrate on my work and might even deter tools

Take to aspersing and calumny in the morning.

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

wrote in message@p69g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 12, 3:29 am, Sheila Dundee
wrote:

> Hope you are through your well-noun drug phrase - it was a clause for
> concern! btw how's the case of genitive herpes?

No, silly, the doc said I was allergic to generic terpenes. It seems
there's a fuzzing on our bones.

And when this doc served in Chorea, his movements were so random and jerky
he couldn't shoot straight!

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