There was a man put on the reserve list to go to Iraq. When he was told
he was going, he fled. He ran about three months before finaly ending up
on a highway. all he could see were two G.I. men coming from a distance
and a nun. He runs up to the nun and goes," please help and hide me! I
dont want to go to Iraq!" So the nun agrees to let him hide under her
dress. The G.I. Men came and went without noticing the nun. When the man
crawled out, he says "thanks for everything, but i do have to say you
got the most beautiful legs i have ever seen." and the nun replies, "If
you looked a little higher, i got balls, i dont want to go either!"


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