I suppose it's hard to write something which is purely nonsensical - a
degree of sense tends to creep in.
I was gazing in a newsagent's window yesterday, at a rack of those funny
plaques, and this one struck me as rather unique:
"I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."
For pure rubbish, it seems hard to beat, yet is seems to make "sense" -
well, grammatically.
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Noughty Nonsense
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I went in search of Nothing,
But Nought is what I found,
Much of Nix, and Nil, and None,
And Silence, lost in Sound.

I came across a Zero,
And floundered 'round in Zilch;
I saw that I was Naked,
But No clothing did I filch.

I am a total Nobody,
A complete Nonentity.
I'd dwell in Land of Nowhere,
But I am Not to be.

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