Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates
Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.", Morris
replied.
To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a
heart murmur. Be careful!!

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A man was telling his neighbor in Trailer Estates, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand doll ars, but it's state of the art.
It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty ."

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A Minnesotan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a Typical
Minnesota baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new
baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Minnesotan just shrugs, "That's
about average down home, folks like I said, my boy's a Typical
Minnesota baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW!". We heard one woman actually fainted due to
sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the
father of that Typical Minnesota baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how
much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled,
concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25
pounds the day he was born!" The Minnesota father takes a slow swig from
his Shells beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says, "Had'm circumcised.

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