The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the
Pope. Dopey led the pack. "Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do
for you?" Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any
dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question,
thought for a moment and answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Rome." In the background the dwarfs started giggling. Dopey turned
around and gave them a fiery stare, silencing them. Dopey turned back to
the Pope. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled again, answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
all of Europe." This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter. Once
again, Dopey turned around and silenced them all with an angry stare.
Dopey turned back to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf
nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answered, "I'm sorry, my son, there
are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapsed
into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their cheeks as
they began chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"

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