My Daughter Does This

Timantide · Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

A brunette, redhead, and a blonde are talking when the brunette says,"I
was looking through my daughters purse and I found cigarettes. I didn't
even know that she smoked."

The redhead then says,"Well I was looking through my daughters purse
and I found a joint. I didn't even know she did drugs."

Lastly, the blonde says,"Well I was looking through my daughters purse
and I found condoms. I didn't even know that she had a dick!"

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