From: K Williams
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
Subject: Re: Well THAT went well

In article ,
no.spam@box.invalid says...
> Invisible Lurker wrote:
> > M C Hamster said:
> >> On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:28:12 -0400, "Invisible Lurker"
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Rick B. said:
> >>>> M C Hamster wrote in
> >>>> @4ax.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>>> Become an Episcopalian. There's more money there.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Hmm. I wonder if there's a way to valuate the different US
> >>>>> religions. What are the best franchises?
> >>>>
> >>>> McJesus? Savior King?
> >>>
> >>
> >>> Blood Body and Beyond
> >>
> >> That's really excellent.
> >
> > Maybe Opus should start his own church!
> > That would be a great name.
> >
> > "Double credit for tithes, three days only!"
>
> "But Our Coupons Never Expire!"

They expire, but on the third day you can use them again.

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