Subject: Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
From: INVALID_SEE_SIG@example.com.invalid (J.D. Baldwin)
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Organization: Revealed on a need-to-know basis

In the previous article, casinomama wrote:
> Not caused by foul play?? How the hell did he get hogtied with all
> that rubber on him and that little surprise out back, yet be alone?
> He must have been Houdini.

Oh, it's not so difficult. You just make sure the lining of the
wetsuit is well-lubricated, and the rope is synthetic, preferably a
high-quality kernmantle. Do up a double California love knot with a
triple hitch and slide it loosely over the ankles. Lower yourself to
the ground and reach behind you, slip one wrist into the near end of
the love knot and pull the *middle* hitch taut. (It might take some
practice to find the middle hitch by touch.)

Now rotate at the waist about 30 degrees away from the already-bound
hand, slide your free hand into ...

What? What's everyone staring at?
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