[alt.support.diabetes] Re: Diabetic rip-offs

Jeffrey Kaplan · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 4

From: "krom"
Newsgroups: alt.support.diabetes
Subject: Re: Diabetic rip-offs

Buy KROM brand water!
KROM water is caffine free and low carb..all in one handy bottle...this
product is also known to promote good health and general well being and has
been shown to prevent some forms of dehydration in some people*

*these statment about water have not approved by the fda and are not
intended to treat or diagnose illness.
If pregnant please cosult your physician.

KROM

"DonnaB shallotpeel" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> In alt.support.diabetes on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:04:06 -0600 in Msg.#
> , "krom" wrote:
>
>> Yes but does anyone wanna buy my fat free bag of sugar???
>> Aww comon..its fat free!
>> ;-D
>
> I began to get a kick out of the irony & absurdity of this kind of thing
> back when people first began to have concern about dietary cholesterol.
> Suddenly foods that never had had cholesterol in them were marketed with
> packaging showing NO CHOLESTEROL!
>
> Any day now maybe we will see bottled water labeled, No Cholesterol, Fat
> Free, No Sugar Added!

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MadCow · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 9

In message , Jeffrey Kaplan
writes

>>
>> Any day now maybe we will see bottled water labeled, No Cholesterol, Fat
>> Free, No Sugar Added!

I've stuck all those on rocket-fuel cider at beer festivals.

And "No Artificial Flavourings, Colourings or Preservatives"
(The stuff tasted as horrible as it looked, because it was going off).

And "Each half pint makes one of your Five-A-Day servings of fruit and
vegetables, as recommended by HM Government"
(The producer was lying about its alcohol content to avoid paying duty:
after five halves you'd be burning with a low blue flame and HM
Government would have given you up for lost.)

Sadly, in this country laxatives aren't marketed as openly as in the USA
or we'd have another spurious health claim to make for it.

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