Subject: Re: Fame at last!
From: The Natural Philosopher
Newsgroups: cam.misc

1@nodesearch.net wrote:
> Christianity would be great if it weren't for God, The Bible, much of
> its history and the sectarian name.
>
> For the sake of even-handedness please consider that the above is just
> one of an infinite number of expansions of the following formula...
>
> [Religion x] would be great if it wasn't for [its deity(s)], [its
> ancient, inflexible rules and customs on which it is based], much of
> its history (due to divisive nature of ancient, inflexible rules and
> customs on which it is based) and the sectarian name (dear to all
> those who are members of religion x but not so dear to those who have
> not been benificiaries or even outright victims of the religion's
> divisive nature and inflexible rules and customs)
>

The bible is like a porno mag.

Everybody reads it as a teenager once in case they are missing out on
something, gets all excited about it, but most people grow out of it
when they discover real life...apart from weird geeks who still keep
copies under the bed.

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