Some sage advice in this ..............

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up
his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had
been standing idly by.

The mechanic under the car, however, had to have five stitches in his
forehead.

regards

Ray

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