What is Windows 95?

Jonathan Ganz · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

Windows 95: n.
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

From a Mac friend...

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