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COBOL programming anyone?

 
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Brad Broom



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:20 am    Post subject: COBOL programming anyone? Reply with quote

Sick of writing C/Pascal/Ada? This is probably enough to make COBOL
programming very attractive:

An ad in Tuesday's Australian, back page, right-hand column: (copied
without permission)
BANKING EXPR NOT NECESSARY
(4)COBOL PROGS.......To 434K++
Low Interest Loans
19 Day Month


With this sort of income, banking experience would soon be obtained.

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Brad Broom brad@uqcspe.oz

PS: Anyone got a good COBOL textbook they'd like to part with?

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