diet

tigercat · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 64

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at
least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60
POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded... "I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I was going
to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from the f**kin' skippin", the Irishman said.

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Ray · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

Keep 'em coming tigercat. I'm dining out on them mercilessly

regards

Ray

tigercat wrote:
> An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
>
> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat
> this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at
> least 5 pounds."
>
> When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60
> POUNDS!
>
> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
>
> The Irishman nodded... "I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I was going
> to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
>
> "From hunger, you mean?"
>
> "No, from the f**kin' skippin", the Irishman said.
>
>

tigercat · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 64

my pleasure.

"Ray" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...
> Keep 'em coming tigercat. I'm dining out on them mercilessly
>
> regards
>
> Ray
>
> tigercat wrote:
>> An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
>>
>> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat
>> this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost
>> at least 5 pounds."
>>
>> When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
>> 60 POUNDS!
>>
>> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
>>
>> The Irishman nodded... "I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I was
>> going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
>>
>> "From hunger, you mean?"
>>
>> "No, from the f**kin' skippin", the Irishman said.
>>

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