The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Warren · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 3

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small
town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to
read: "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids."
This was not acceptable to the council either, so in an effort to satisfy
the council, they changed the sign to: "Catatonics and High Colonics".

No go.
Next, they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives".
Thumbs down again.
Then came: "Minds and Behinds".
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".
Unacceptable to the city council .. again!
So they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts".
Not a chance. Too graphic, said the council.
"Nuts and Butts?"
Definitely not.
"Freaks and Cheeks"?
Shot down again.
"Loons and Moons"?
Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and
Dr. Jones: Odds and Ends".
Everyone loved it.

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