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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: flat Reply with quote
A brassiere manufacturer advertises

"We fix flats!"
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Richard Knowlton



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:32 am    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
>A brassiere manufacturer advertises
>
> "We fix flats!"
> --
> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
In article ,
"Richard Knowlton" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> >A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> >
> > "We fix flats!"
> > --
> > They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!

They do live off the flat of the land.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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David C Kifer



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:35 pm    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
Michael N. LeVine:
> "Richard Knowlton":
>> "Michael N. LeVine"...
>>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
>>> "We fix flats!"
>> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> They do live off the flat of the land.

Such an uplifting profession!

--
Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:28 pm    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
In article ,
David C Kifer wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine:
> > "Richard Knowlton":
> >> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> >>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> >>> "We fix flats!"
> >> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> > They do live off the flat of the land.
>
> Such an uplifting profession!

An excellent bust stop.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Ignar DePointe



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:26 pm    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
On Feb 22, 11:35 am, David C Kifer wrote:
> Michael N. LeVine:
>
> > "Richard Knowlton":
> >> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> >>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> >>> "We fix flats!"
> >> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> > They do live off the flat of the land.
>
> Such an uplifting profession!

Especially when your design finally gels.
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:42 am    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
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,
Ignar DePointe wrote:

> On Feb 22, 11:35 am, David C Kifer wrote:
> > Michael N. LeVine:
> >
> > > "Richard Knowlton":
> > >> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> > >>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> > >>> "We fix flats!"
> > >> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> > > They do live off the flat of the land.
> >
> > Such an uplifting profession!
>
> Especially when your design finally gels.

Isn't the german word for bra "Stopenzefloppin?"
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:43 am    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
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,
Ignar DePointe wrote:

> On Feb 22, 11:35 am, David C Kifer wrote:
> > Michael N. LeVine:
> >
> > > "Richard Knowlton":
> > >> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> > >>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> > >>> "We fix flats!"
> > >> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> > > They do live off the flat of the land.
> >
> > Such an uplifting profession!
>
> Especially when your design finally gels.

Stay away from the living bra's --- they bite....
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:40 pm    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Ignar DePointe found these unused words:
>
> >On Feb 22, 11:35 am, David C Kifer wrote:
> >> Michael N. LeVine:
> >>
> >> > "Richard Knowlton":
> >> >> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> >> >>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> >> >>> "We fix flats!"
> >> >> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> >> > They do live off the flat of the land.
> >>
> >> Such an uplifting profession!
> >
> >Especially when your design finally gels.
>
> It's all just a silly con.

Not really -- you you check the history
of the manufactures stock you will see that it has
nowhere to go but up.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Richard Knowlton



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:13 am    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
"David C Kifer" wrote in message @news3.newsguy.com...
> Michael N. LeVine:
>> "Richard Knowlton":
>>> "Michael N. LeVine"...
>>>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
>>>> "We fix flats!"
>>> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
>> They do live off the flat of the land.
>
> Such an uplifting profession!
>
>
I wonder about the tools you might need in this profession and if there are
any positions available?
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:31 pm    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
In article ,
"Richard Knowlton" wrote:

> "David C Kifer" wrote in message
> @news3.newsguy.com...
> > Michael N. LeVine:
> >> "Richard Knowlton":
> >>> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> >>>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> >>>> "We fix flats!"
> >>> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> >> They do live off the flat of the land.
> >
> > Such an uplifting profession!
> >
> >
> I wonder about the tools you might need in this profession and if there are
> any positions available?

With all the facts you need to remember - a good mammary is essential.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Cybe R. Wizard



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> In article ,
> "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
>
> > "David C Kifer" wrote in message
> > @news3.newsguy.com...
> > > Michael N. LeVine:
> > >> "Richard Knowlton":
> > >>> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> > >>>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> > >>>> "We fix flats!"
> > >>> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> > >> They do live off the flat of the land.
> > >
> > > Such an uplifting profession!
> > >
> > >
> > I wonder about the tools you might need in this profession and if
> > there are any positions available?
>
> With all the facts you need to remember - a good mammary is essential.

And beware the non-essential teachings of boobs.

Cybe R. Wizard
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: flat Reply with quote
In article ,
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" said:
> > In article ,
> > "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> >
> > > "David C Kifer" wrote in message
> > > @news3.newsguy.com...
> > > > Michael N. LeVine:
> > > >> "Richard Knowlton":
> > > >>> "Michael N. LeVine"...
> > > >>>> A brassiere manufacturer advertises
> > > >>>> "We fix flats!"
> > > >>> They do a pretty good job with the inflated ones too!
> > > >> They do live off the flat of the land.
> > > >
> > > > Such an uplifting profession!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > I wonder about the tools you might need in this profession and if
> > > there are any positions available?
> >
> > With all the facts you need to remember - a good mammary is essential.
>
> And beware the non-essential teachings of boobs.
>
On the other hand -- it is nice to take a walk down mammary lane!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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