girl stork

Kim Evans · Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 45

pregnancy....a beaver dam

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Richard Knowlton · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 18

"Sir F. A. Rien" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> Kim Evans found these unused words:
>
>>pregnancy....a beaver dam
> A bore, son!
>
I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"Richard Knowlton" wrote:

> "Sir F. A. Rien" wrote in message
> @4ax.com...
> > Kim Evans found these unused words:
> >
> >>pregnancy....a beaver dam
> > A bore, son!
> >
> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.

Try this one instead:

Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> In article ,
> "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
>
> > "Sir F. A. Rien" wrote in message
> > @4ax.com...
> > > Kim Evans found these unused words:
> > >
> > >>pregnancy....a beaver dam
> > > A bore, son!
> > >
> > I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.
>
> Try this one instead:
>
> Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.

If you guys think this is comedy then you obviously don't understand the
gravidy of the situation.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Richard Knowlton wrote:
> "Sir F. A. Rien" .
>> Kim Evans
>>> pregnancy....a beaver dam
>> A bore, son!
>>
> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.

Is *my* delivery suite?

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> "Cybe R. Wizard"
>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>> "Richard Knowlton"
>>>> "Sir F. A. Rien"
>>>>> Kim Evans
>>>>>
>>>>>> pregnancy....a beaver dam
>>>>> A bore, son!
>>>> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.
>>> Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.
>> If you guys think this is comedy then you obviously don't understand the
>> gravidy of the situation.
> Well then, foetus your best punch line!

He can't - he has contraction obligations elsewhere.

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

Sheila Dundee said:
> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>> "Richard Knowlton"
> >>>> "Sir F. A. Rien"
> >>>>> Kim Evans
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> pregnancy....a beaver dam
> >>>>> A bore, son!
> >>>> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.
> >>> Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.
> >> If you guys think this is comedy then you obviously don't
> >> understand the gravidy of the situation.
> > Well then, foetus your best punch line!
>
> He can't - he has contraction obligations elsewhere.
>
It sounds like a job for Kegel anyway.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Kim Evans · Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 45

Sheila Dundee wrote:
> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
>> "Cybe R. Wizard"
>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>>> "Richard Knowlton"
>>>>> "Sir F. A. Rien"
>>>>>> Kim Evans
>>>>>>> pregnancy....a beaver dam
>>>>>> A bore, son!
>>>>> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.
>>>> Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.
>>> If you guys think this is comedy then you obviously don't understand the
>>> gravidy of the situation.
>> Well then, foetus your best punch line!
>
> He can't - he has contraction obligations elsewhere.
>
>
>
like someone's holding a revulva at his head

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> Sheila Dundee said:
> > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > > "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > >> "Michael N. LeVine"
> > >>> "Richard Knowlton"
> > >>>> "Sir F. A. Rien"
> > >>>>> Kim Evans
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> pregnancy....a beaver dam
> > >>>>> A bore, son!
> > >>>> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.
> > >>> Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.
> > >> If you guys think this is comedy then you obviously don't
> > >> understand the gravidy of the situation.
> > > Well then, foetus your best punch line!
> >
> > He can't - he has contraction obligations elsewhere.
> >
> It sounds like a job for Kegel anyway.
>
He can't help -- after trying to follow this thread
he went stork raving mad....
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

Kim Evans said:
> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >> "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>>> "Richard Knowlton"
> >>>>> "Sir F. A. Rien"
> >>>>>> Kim Evans
> >>>>>>> pregnancy....a beaver dam
> >>>>>> A bore, son!
> >>>>> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.
> >>>> Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.
> >>> If you guys think this is comedy then you obviously don't
> >>> understand the gravidy of the situation.
> >> Well then, foetus your best punch line!
> >
> > He can't - he has contraction obligations elsewhere.
> >
> >
> >
> like someone's holding a revulva at his head

That sounds very hysteric to me.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >Kim Evans
> >> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >> >> "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >> >>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >> >>>> "Richard Knowlton"
> >> >>>>> "Sir F. A. Rien"
> >> >>>>>> Kim Evans
> >> >>>>>>> pregnancy....a beaver dam
> >> >>>>>> A bore, son!
> >> >>>>> I see the humor in this, but you need to work on your delivery.
> >> >>>> Pregnancy: The calm before the stork.
> >> >>> If you guys think this is comedy then you obviously don't
> >> >>> understand the gravidy of the situation.
> >> >> Well then, foetus your best punch line!
> >> > He can't - he has contraction obligations elsewhere.
> >> like someone's holding a revulva at his head
> >That sounds very hysteric to me.
> That would cervix her to no purpose. Ova, but not out.
Stand by as this is about to become very labor intensive!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Kim Evans" wrote in message$421.18404@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> pregnancy....a beaver dam

Girl stork: A clitorwrist!

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