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Nils Deslé



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:28 pm    Post subject: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

Hi everybody,

My name is Nils Deslé. You may remember me from such classics as 'The
Old Troy McClure Simpsons In-joke' or 'The Belgian Overlord Takes Over
The World'.

I used to be quite active in this froup a couple of years ago, and I
am happy to see that there are still some names here I recognize. Hi
guys! Remember me?

Of course, this post does not mean I am back or anything, so there's
no need to revive the fan club just yet. My life is way too crowded to
let rhod inside again, I just wanted to tap your collective
consciousness to answer a simple question. Come to think of it,
perhaps I should have asked the Oracle. But then again, having
participated in it myself, I know that getting a usefull answer is
about as likely as Belgium winning the Eurovision Song Contest this
year, or indeed, any year.

Anyway, the question I wanted to ask is the following:
Is there a way to recover all the Oracle question/answer pairs I have
answered in the past?

I'm not interested in the ones other people did, just mine. The little
narcicist inside of me has temporarily gained access to the head. The
problem will be resolved as soon as we have finished staring at that
dashing person in this here shiny mirror.

From a technical point of view, all my incarnations (then) were from a
certain e-mail adres to which I don't have access anymore, so it'd
have to be through some web interface I guess. Is this at all possible
and if not, who do I need to give a kicking to get it done?

Thanks!

Nils "doing leg/foot flexes" Desle

Archived from group: rec>humor>oracle>d
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Adventurous Bob



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

> Anyway, the question I wanted to ask is the following:
> Is there a way to recover all the Oracle question/answer pairs I have
> answered in the past?

Run for elective office. Someone will dig them up for you.

You owe the Oracle... wait, you wanted a useful answer. Sorry.
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Adventurous Bob



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

> Anyway, the question I wanted to ask is the following:
> Is there a way to recover all the Oracle question/answer pairs I have
> answered in the past?

Run for elective office. Someone will dig them up for you.

You owe the Oracle... wait, you wanted a useful answer. Sorry.
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Unctuous Bob



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

Adventurous Bob wrote:
> > Anyway, the question I wanted to ask is the following:
> > Is there a way to recover all the Oracle question/answer pairs I have
> > answered in the past?
>
> Run for ... [again]

Effin' Google interface. :-/
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Whatever



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:40 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

Nils Deslé :

> Hi everybody, My name is Nils Deslé.

Nilsy!

Yay! Hey, can you stop on your way home tonight and see if you can wake
Lars up too? He's practically your neighbor, right? Only one or two
little countries away.

BTW, That was a good intro. The first of the 12 steps is admitting you
have a problem.

> Anyway, the question I wanted to ask is the following:
> Is there a way to recover all the Oracle question/answer pairs I have
> answered in the past?

Pretty much, an email to Kinzler is the only way I know of. He can change
your stored email addy to something current, and tell you what they were.
Once you get a current addy, there was a search engine that one of the
Priests (Russ, I think) had that would email the list to a current
address, but I don't know if it's still around.

'Course, I wouldn't prolly mention to SK that you're a Windows freak.
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Jeffrey Kaplan



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:15 am    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

It is alleged that Nils Deslé claimed:

> My name is Nils Deslé. You may remember me from such classics as 'The
> Old Troy McClure Simpsons In-joke' or 'The Belgian Overlord Takes Over
> The World'.
>
> I used to be quite active in this froup a couple of years ago, and I
> am happy to see that there are still some names here I recognize. Hi
> guys! Remember me?

Nils! We missed you! (but our aim is improving.)

> Of course, this post does not mean I am back or anything, so there's

You're here. Ergo, you're back. Or maybe you're front.

> no need to revive the fan club just yet. My life is way too crowded to
> let rhod inside again, I just wanted to tap your collective

We won't take up that much space, I swear. Just a little corner,
you'll hardly notice us. Well, except for Candiru and his cooler. Him,
you'll definitely notice

> consciousness to answer a simple question. Come to think of it,
> perhaps I should have asked the Oracle. But then again, having
> participated in it myself, I know that getting a usefull answer is
> about as likely as Belgium winning the Eurovision Song Contest this
> year, or indeed, any year.

And you expect something different from us?

> Anyway, the question I wanted to ask is the following:
> Is there a way to recover all the Oracle question/answer pairs I have
> answered in the past?

Dunno. Ask the Oracle's oracle? aka Kinzler?

> I'm not interested in the ones other people did, just mine. The little

Selfish...

> narcicist inside of me has temporarily gained access to the head. The

If you're truly a narcissist, then you're also a solipsist. In which
case by definition all oracularities, both questions and answers, are
yours. Problem solved, just get all of them.

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Dave Hinz



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:01 am    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:47:23 -0000, Kenny Hutchings wrote:

> He said "I just don't know anymore. Try next door, but that's just a
> suggestion, not formal oracular advice."

Well played, Sir.

> NB: The above ObRef in no way constitutes a green light to open yet
> another portal.

Yes, I think that's the best approach.
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Nils Deslé



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

On Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:40:49 GMT, Whatever
wrote:

>Nils Deslé :
>
>> Hi everybody, My name is Nils Deslé.
>
>Nilsy!

Whatevery! Who are you! Where are you!? Hello?

>Yay! Hey, can you stop on your way home tonight and see if you can wake
>Lars up too? He's practically your neighbor, right? Only one or two
>little countries away.

I'll see if I can find him near the coffee machine...

>> Anyway, the question I wanted to ask is the following:
>> Is there a way to recover all the Oracle question/answer pairs I have
>> answered in the past?
>
>Pretty much, an email to Kinzler is the only way I know of. He can change
>your stored email addy to something current, and tell you what they were.
>Once you get a current addy, there was a search engine that one of the
>Priests (Russ, I think) had that would email the list to a current
>address, but I don't know if it's still around.

Ah, and can you tell me this address, or should I go to the website
for the Oracle and find it there?

>'Course, I wouldn't prolly mention to SK that you're a Windows freak.

I'm a computer freak, don't care what OS! Ok, maybe I enjoy ribbing
Unix zealots the wrong way occasionally, but that's just because
they're such an easy target!

Nils
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Nils Deslé



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:12 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:57:14 +1100, GWD
wrote:

>On Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:28:04 +0100, Nils Deslé wrote:
>
>>Hi everybody,
>>
>>My name is Nils Deslé. You may remember me from such classics as 'The
>>Old Troy McClure Simpsons In-joke' or 'The Belgian Overlord Takes Over
>>The World'.
>
>Remembered fondly, Nils. Ah those were the days Smile

They sure were. After posting this I spent a few happy hours looking
up old threads in google groups. We had fun then, didn't we?

>Great to see your name here again. Your explanation about RL getting
>in the way of rhod is credible, but do drop in occasionally, as we all
>do anyway.

I'll try. I'm starting a new job this wednesday though, and my wife is
due to give birth to our 3rd child in 6 weeks, so time is scarce...

Nils
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Nils Deslé



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

On Thu, 23 Feb 2006 19:15:06 -0500, Jeffrey Kaplan
wrote:

>It is alleged that Nils Deslé claimed:
>
>> My name is Nils Deslé. You may remember me from such classics as 'The
>> Old Troy McClure Simpsons In-joke' or 'The Belgian Overlord Takes Over
>> The World'.
>>
>> I used to be quite active in this froup a couple of years ago, and I
>> am happy to see that there are still some names here I recognize. Hi
>> guys! Remember me?
>
>Nils! We missed you! (but our aim is improving.)

Hah! 't is but a scratch!

>> no need to revive the fan club just yet. My life is way too crowded to
>> let rhod inside again, I just wanted to tap your collective
>
>We won't take up that much space, I swear. Just a little corner,
>you'll hardly notice us. Well, except for Candiru and his cooler. Him,
>you'll definitely notice

This would not be the same cooler DMP used to... erm... frequent?

>> consciousness to answer a simple question. Come to think of it,
>> perhaps I should have asked the Oracle. But then again, having
>> participated in it myself, I know that getting a usefull answer is
>> about as likely as Belgium winning the Eurovision Song Contest this
>> year, or indeed, any year.
>
>And you expect something different from us?

Well, I know that *some* of you are nice, intelligent and good
looking. For small values of 'some'. I think. Maybe?

Nils
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Harry Gross



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:17 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

Nils Deslé wrote:
> On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:57:14 +1100, GWD
> wrote:
>>Great to see your name here again. Your explanation about RL getting
>>in the way of rhod is credible, but do drop in occasionally, as we all
>>do anyway.
>
>
> I'll try. I'm starting a new job this wednesday though, and my wife is
> due to give birth to our 3rd child in 6 weeks, so time is scarce...
>
> Nils

My, my. Three children in 6 weeks! However did she do it?
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Candiru Fish



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:06 am    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

Harry Gross wrote:
> Nils Deslé wrote:
>> On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:57:14 +1100, GWD
>> wrote:
>>> Great to see your name here again. Your explanation about RL getting
>>> in the way of rhod is credible, but do drop in occasionally, as we all
>>> do anyway.
>>
>>
>> I'll try. I'm starting a new job this wednesday though, and my wife is
>> due to give birth to our 3rd child in 6 weeks, so time is scarce...
>>
>> Nils
>
> My, my. Three children in 6 weeks! However did she do it?

I strongly suggest we stop her, at this rate we'll be up to our asses in
little Nilses in no time.
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Candiru Fish



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:07 am    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

Harry Gross wrote:
> Nils Deslé wrote:
>> On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:57:14 +1100, GWD
>> wrote:
>>> Great to see your name here again. Your explanation about RL getting
>>> in the way of rhod is credible, but do drop in occasionally, as we all
>>> do anyway.
>>
>>
>> I'll try. I'm starting a new job this wednesday though, and my wife is
>> due to give birth to our 3rd child in 6 weeks, so time is scarce...
>>
>> Nils
>
> My, my. Three children in 6 weeks! However did she do it?

Perhaps he married a Rhodent
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Dave Hinz



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:16 am    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

On Mon, 27 Feb 2006 20:06:57 GMT, Candiru Fish wrote:
> Harry Gross wrote:
>> Nils Deslé wrote:
>>>
>>> I'll try. I'm starting a new job this wednesday though, and my wife is
>>> due to give birth to our 3rd child in 6 weeks, so time is scarce...

>> My, my. Three children in 6 weeks! However did she do it?

> I strongly suggest we stop her, at this rate we'll be up to our asses in
> little Nilses in no time.

In most countries, it's illegal to marry outside your species.
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Tom Harrington



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:35 pm    Post subject: Re: how to look up old contributions? Reply with quote

In article ,
Harry Gross wrote:

> Nils Deslé wrote:
> > On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:57:14 +1100, GWD
> > wrote:
> >>Great to see your name here again. Your explanation about RL getting
> >>in the way of rhod is credible, but do drop in occasionally, as we all
> >>do anyway.
> >
> >
> > I'll try. I'm starting a new job this wednesday though, and my wife is
> > due to give birth to our 3rd child in 6 weeks, so time is scarce...
> >
> > Nils
>
> My, my. Three children in 6 weeks! However did she do it?

Triplets. So far, anyway. It's been a very long labor.

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