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Norman Webb · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 4

Kevin Rudd

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Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

"Norman Webb" wrote in message$0$19744$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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# Is that it? Maybe down the track a bit?
Most are still laughing about the other bloke, hit with a double whammy,
and succeeded by the Doctor - who?
Meantime, OZ has been renamed OOS (On Our Selection) - we do the
selecting, and time deals out the consequences.

Norman Webb · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 4

Come in spinner!

Don H wrote in message ...
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># Is that it? Maybe down the track a bit?
> Most are still laughing about the other bloke, hit with a double whammy,
>and succeeded by the Doctor - who?
> Meantime, OZ has been renamed OOS (On Our Selection) - we do the
>selecting, and time deals out the consequences.
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Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

"Norman Webb" wrote in message$0$19744$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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# Kevin "my call" Rudd, and John "win stun" Howard?

election joke A woman in a hot air balloon realises she is lost. She reduces her altitude and spots a man fishing in a boat below. She shouts to him: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but now I don’t know where I am, or whic

indo joke Does anyone know the joke about President Suharto playing golf with Imelda Marcos? Been looking for it for ages! Thanks PT

Joke of the Weak Disclaimer from Steve Austin, ABC Regional Radio's Personality of the Evening in Queensland when responding to a phone-in caller tonight (Monday 20 Aug 2007): "I can't have opinions [when] I'm working for the ABC." Cheers, Phred. --

help on a joke "A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelli A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling (from Mark Twain) I was just trying to convert the following into something one could read (before year one) For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s"

Kevin Rudd doesn't only visit strip clubs.. :) Kevin Rudd was attending a convention in Kalgoorlie , Western Australia and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay