lentil

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

"Do you have any soup?"
"Sorry no- Its lentil Easter!"
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Dr Tormento · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 119

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in @news.supernews.com:

> "Do you have any soup?"
> "Sorry no- Its lentil Easter!"

That was barley understandable.

Harry Farkas · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 187

"Dr Tormento" wrote in message @69.28.173.184...
> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> @news.supernews.com:
>
>> "Do you have any soup?"
>> "Sorry no- Its lentil Easter!"
>
> That was barley understandable.

Believe me, it will meet less resistance from the masses.

--
Harry Farkas
***************
Ah, to be young again... and a robot.
-- Professor Farnsworth

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> "Do you have any soup?"
> "Sorry no- Its lentil Easter!"

Borscht it!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > "Do you have any soup?"
> > "Sorry no- Its lentil Easter!"
>
> Borscht it!

Can't beet that idea.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Dr Tormento · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 119

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in @news.supernews.com:

> In article ,
> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>
>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>> > "Do you have any soup?"
>> > "Sorry no- Its lentil Easter!"
>>
>> Borscht it!
>
> Can't beet that idea.

Kind of leaves you brothless.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Dr Tormento wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> @news.supernews.com:
>
> > In article ,
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Borscht it!
> >
> > Can't beet that idea.
>
> Kind of leaves you brothless.
Only when stewed to the gills.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

Dr Tormento said:
> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> @news.supernews.com:
>
> > "Do you have any soup?"
> > "Sorry no- Its lentil Easter!"
>
> That was barley understandable.

I, under, stand fast.
For de daze!

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> In article ,
> Dr Tormento wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> > @news.supernews.com:
> >
> > > In article ,
> > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >
> > >>
> > >> Borscht it!
> > >
> > > Can't beet that idea.
> >
> > Kind of leaves you brothless.
> Only when stewed to the gills.

Upon what bull ya base that statement?

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Harry Farkas · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 187

"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote in message @WizardsTower...
> "Michael N. LeVine" said:
>> In article ,
>> Dr Tormento wrote:
>>
>> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
>> > @news.supernews.com:
>> >
>> > > In article ,
>> > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>
>> > >> Borscht it!
>> > >
>> > > Can't beet that idea.
>> >
>> > Kind of leaves you brothless.
>> Only when stewed to the gills.
>
> Upon what bull ya base that statement?

That is the consommete question, aye Cybe?
--
Harry Farkas
***************
Ah, to be young again... and a robot.
-- Professor Farnsworth

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"Harry Farkas" wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote in message
> @WizardsTower...
> > "Michael N. LeVine" said:
> >> In article ,
> >> Dr Tormento wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> >> > @news.supernews.com:
> >> >
> >> > > In article ,
> >> > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Borscht it!
> >> > >
> >> > > Can't beet that idea.
> >> >
> >> > Kind of leaves you brothless.
> >> Only when stewed to the gills.
> >
> > Upon what bull ya base that statement?
>
> That is the consommete question, aye Cybe?
> --
Would you stock your life on it?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> "Harry Farkas"
>> "Cybe R. Wizard"
>>> "Michael N. LeVine" <
>>>> Dr Tormento
>>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>
>>>>>> Sheila Dundee
>>>>>>> Borscht it!
>>>>>> Can't beet that idea.
>>>>> Kind of leaves you brothless.
>>>> Only when stewed to the gills.
>>> Upon what bull ya base that statement?
>> That is the consommete question, aye Cybe?
>
> I think you've done it, by gum, bro!
>

It is clear soup posts disturb you..goulash out so readily, dumpling it
all on him! Sad

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

Sheila Dundee said:
> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > "Harry Farkas"
> >> "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >>> "Michael N. LeVine" <
> >>>> Dr Tormento
> >>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >
> >>>>>> Sheila Dundee
> >>>>>>> Borscht it!
> >>>>>> Can't beet that idea.
> >>>>> Kind of leaves you brothless.
> >>>> Only when stewed to the gills.
> >>> Upon what bull ya base that statement?
> >> That is the consommete question, aye Cybe?
> >
> > I think you've done it, by gum, bro!
> >
>
> It is clear soup posts disturb you..goulash out so readily, dumpling
> it all on him! Sad

You have to admit, though, that it's pretty vishy, swatting away in all
directions at once. Maybe we should take stock of the situation again.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> Sheila Dundee
>> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
>>> "Harry Farkas"
>>>> "Cybe R. Wizard"
>>>>> "Michael N. LeVine" <
>>>>>> Dr Tormento
>>>>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>>>>>>> Sheila Dundee
>>>>>>>>> Borscht it!
>>>>>>>> Can't beet that idea.
>>>>>>> Kind of leaves you brothless.
>>>>>> Only when stewed to the gills.
>>>>> Upon what bull ya base that statement?
>>>> That is the consommete question, aye Cybe?
>>> I think you've done it, by gum, bro!
>>>
>> It is clear soup posts disturb you..goulash out so readily, dumpling
>> it all on him! Sad

>
> You have to admit, though, that it's pretty vishy, swatting away in all
> directions at once. Maybe we should take stock of the situation again.

Only the truly puree of heart could be so generous!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > Sheila Dundee
> >> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >>> "Harry Farkas"
> >>>> "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >>>>> "Michael N. LeVine" <
> >>>>>> Dr Tormento
> >>>>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>>>>>>> Sheila Dundee
> >>>>>>>>> Borscht it!
> >>>>>>>> Can't beet that idea.
> >>>>>>> Kind of leaves you brothless.
> >>>>>> Only when stewed to the gills.
> >>>>> Upon what bull ya base that statement?
> >>>> That is the consommete question, aye Cybe?
> >>> I think you've done it, by gum, bro!
> >>>
> >> It is clear soup posts disturb you..goulash out so readily, dumpling
> >> it all on him! Sad

> >
> > You have to admit, though, that it's pretty vishy, swatting away in all
> > directions at once. Maybe we should take stock of the situation again.
>
> Only the truly puree of heart could be so generous!

Don;t be so bullion headed.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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