[OL] MARRIAGE - A Husband's Viewpoint:

Mr. Mistery · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 168

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MARRIAGE - A Husband's Viewpoint:

1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence!!)

2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the
strings are attached.

3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore
marriage is an institution for the blind.

4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and
the woman gets her Masters.

5. Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS" : The Engagement
Ring, The Wedding Ring, The SuffeRing, The EnduRing, The TortuRing.

Mr. Mistery.

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