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From: Bob Dively
Newsgroups: panix.chat
Subject: Re: Ok, now what do I do?
Organization: Molehill Mountain

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:

> I got an iPod Nano for my birthday. I have not a clue what to do
> with it. I mean, I can't even figure out which end you blow into.
>
> I'm not looking for "iPod for Dummies" here, mind you. I'm looking
> for something that'll make me feel like I'm qualified to read "iPod
> for Dummies."

Simply raise the table up slightly, slide the Nano under the
short leg, and then lower the table. Voila!

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