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tigercat



Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:37 am    Post subject: prayer Reply with quote

Wherever they may be,
>
> Keep them warm and safe from harm
>
> For they're so close to me.
>
> And God, there is one more thing
>
> I wish that you could do;
>
> Hope you don't mind me asking,
>
> Please bless my computer, too.
>
> Now I know that it's unusual
>
> To Bless a motherboard,
>
> But listen just a second
>
> While I explain it to you, Lord.
>
> You see, that little metal box
>
> Holds more than odds and ends;
>
> Inside those small compartments
>
> Rest so many of my friends.
>
> I know so much about them
>
> By the kindness that they give,
>
> And this little scrap of metal
>
> Takes me in to where they live.
>
> By faith is how I know them
>
> Much the same as you.
>
> We share in what life brings us
>
> And from that our friendships grew.
>
> Please take an extra minute
>
> From your duties up above,
>
> To bless those in my address book
>
> That's filled with so much love.
>
> Wherever else this prayer may reach
>
> To each and every friend,
>
> Bless each e-mail inbox
>
> And each person who hits "send".
>
> When you update your Heavenly list
>
> On your own Great CD-ROM,
>
> Bless everyone who says this prayer
>
> Sent up to GOD.com
>
>
> Amen

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Leon



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 309

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:14 pm    Post subject: Re: prayer Reply with quote

Yep. Bears out my theory. Asking for a "blessing" for a computer? Yep. Bears
out my theory.

Leon





"tigercat" wrote in message @comcast.com...
> Wherever they may be,
>>
>> Keep them warm and safe from harm
>>
>> For they're so close to me.
>>
>> And God, there is one more thing
>>
>> I wish that you could do;
>>
>> Hope you don't mind me asking,
>>
>> Please bless my computer, too.
>>
>> Now I know that it's unusual
>>
>> To Bless a motherboard,
>>
>> But listen just a second
>>
>> While I explain it to you, Lord.
>>
>> You see, that little metal box
>>
>> Holds more than odds and ends;
>>
>> Inside those small compartments
>>
>> Rest so many of my friends.
>>
>> I know so much about them
>>
>> By the kindness that they give,
>>
>> And this little scrap of metal
>>
>> Takes me in to where they live.
>>
>> By faith is how I know them
>>
>> Much the same as you.
>>
>> We share in what life brings us
>>
>> And from that our friendships grew.
>>
>> Please take an extra minute
>>
>> From your duties up above,
>>
>> To bless those in my address book
>>
>> That's filled with so much love.
>>
>> Wherever else this prayer may reach
>>
>> To each and every friend,
>>
>> Bless each e-mail inbox
>>
>> And each person who hits "send".
>>
>> When you update your Heavenly list
>>
>> On your own Great CD-ROM,
>>
>> Bless everyone who says this prayer
>>
>> Sent up to GOD.com
>>
>>
>> Amen
>
>
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tigercat



Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 64

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:58 pm    Post subject: Re: prayer Reply with quote

what's your theory?


"Leon" wrote in message $MJ6.55484@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Yep. Bears out my theory. Asking for a "blessing" for a computer? Yep.
> Bears out my theory.
>
> Leon
>
>
>
>
>
> "tigercat" wrote in message
> @comcast.com...
>> Wherever they may be,
>>>
>>> Keep them warm and safe from harm
>>>
>>> For they're so close to me.
>>>
>>> And God, there is one more thing
>>>
>>> I wish that you could do;
>>>
>>> Hope you don't mind me asking,
>>>
>>> Please bless my computer, too.
>>>
>>> Now I know that it's unusual
>>>
>>> To Bless a motherboard,
>>>
>>> But listen just a second
>>>
>>> While I explain it to you, Lord.
>>>
>>> You see, that little metal box
>>>
>>> Holds more than odds and ends;
>>>
>>> Inside those small compartments
>>>
>>> Rest so many of my friends.
>>>
>>> I know so much about them
>>>
>>> By the kindness that they give,
>>>
>>> And this little scrap of metal
>>>
>>> Takes me in to where they live.
>>>
>>> By faith is how I know them
>>>
>>> Much the same as you.
>>>
>>> We share in what life brings us
>>>
>>> And from that our friendships grew.
>>>
>>> Please take an extra minute
>>>
>>> From your duties up above,
>>>
>>> To bless those in my address book
>>>
>>> That's filled with so much love.
>>>
>>> Wherever else this prayer may reach
>>>
>>> To each and every friend,
>>>
>>> Bless each e-mail inbox
>>>
>>> And each person who hits "send".
>>>
>>> When you update your Heavenly list
>>>
>>> On your own Great CD-ROM,
>>>
>>> Bless everyone who says this prayer
>>>
>>> Sent up to GOD.com
>>>
>>>
>>> Amen
>>
>>
>
>

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