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A Somalian arrives in Sydney

 
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Warren



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:24 pm    Post subject: A Somalian arrives in Sydney Reply with quote

A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having
such beautiful country here in Australia!'

The person says, 'I not Australian, I Vietnamese.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not
Australian!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'

She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'

The African lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'

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L.A.T.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: Re: A Somalian arrives in Sydney Reply with quote

"Warren" wrote in message $1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
> you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
> stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
>
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander.'
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having
> such beautiful country here in Australia!'
>
> The person says, 'I not Australian, I Vietnamese.'
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not
> Australian!'
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'
>
> She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'
>
>
Food stamps?
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Blue



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:10 pm    Post subject: Re: A Somalian arrives in Sydney Reply with quote

"Warren" wrote in message $1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
> you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
> stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
>
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander.'
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having
> such beautiful country here in Australia!'
>
> The person says, 'I not Australian, I Vietnamese.'
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not
> Australian!'
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'
>
> She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'
>
>
You should extend it to read:-

The African lady checks her watch and
says...."Probably at work, as someone has to pay taxes to take care of us
deadshit freeloaders!!!
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David Springthorpe



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:16 am    Post subject: Re: A Somalian arrives in Sydney Reply with quote

On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:12:19 +1000, atec77 wrote:

Stick it up your fascist arse, dick brain.....
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Xam



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:56 pm    Post subject: Re: A Somalian arrives in Sydney Reply with quote

Warren wrote:
> A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
> you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
> stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
>
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander.'
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having
> such beautiful country here in Australia!'
>
> The person says, 'I not Australian, I Vietnamese.'
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
> his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not
> Australian!'
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'
>
> She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'
>
>
>

You can't really say that about the wogs though. Those bastards can
really work. And have done ever since we brought them here. All the
farms around here belong to them, and so do most of the fish and chip
shops in Australia.

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David



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:38 pm    Post subject: Re: A Somalian arrives in Sydney Reply with quote

On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:56:56 +1000, Xam typed furiously:

>Warren wrote:
>> A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia
>>
>> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
>> you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
>> stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
>>
>> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander.'
>>
>> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having
>> such beautiful country here in Australia!'
>>
>> The person says, 'I not Australian, I Vietnamese.'
>>
>> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
>> his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'
>>
>> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not
>> Australian!'
>>
>> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'
>>
>> She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'
>>
>> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
>>
>> The African lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'
>>
>>
>>
>
>You can't really say that about the wogs though. Those bastards can
>really work. And have done ever since we brought them here. All the
>farms around here belong to them, and so do most of the fish and chip
>shops in Australia.
>
> --
>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,
>then used against you.

And now the Vietnamese are taking over from them. Four shops in my
local shopping centre have been bought by, or started by, Vietnamese
in the last two years. They are prepared to work hard so good luck to
them.
--
Regards
David
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