From: Sea Wasp
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written
Subject: Re: no such thing as bad publicity?

Wayne Throop wrote:
> : Sea Wasp
> : You wanted the Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hamlet", didn't you?
>
> Ah yes. "Something's rotten in the state of Denmark,
> and Hamlet's takin' out the trash!".
>
>

"To be, or not to be?" (lights cigar, takes a puff)
(Shakes head) "Not to be."
(Castle blows up in the background)

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