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Candiru Fish



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:40 am    Post subject: .sig check Reply with quote
Did it work? Is it exciting? How can I make it 10 times as exciting?

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They say the best things in life are free
Unless you want to piss in her mouth
that always costs extra

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wingnut



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
Try 'orifices' - that should make it at least 7 times
better.

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BTDT

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Wingnut

"Candiru Fish" wrote in message @gmail.com...
> Did it work? Is it exciting? How can I make it 10 times as
> exciting?
>
> --
> They say the best things in life are free
> Unless you want to piss in her mouth
> that always costs extra
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Jason



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:35 pm    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
wingnut wrote:
> Try 'orifices' - that should make it at least 7 times
> better.
>
> --
> BTDT
>

They say the best things in life are orifices.

Or were you planning on putting orifices somewhere else?

Orifices could...no no, I think I should stop now.
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Dave Hinz



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:51 pm    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:40:29 GMT, Candiru Fish wrote:
> Did it work? Is it exciting? How can I make it 10 times as exciting?

Yes, no, and by deleting 90% of the content.

HTH, HAND,
Dave
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Ubiquitous Bob



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
GWD wrote:
> On 17 Feb 2006 16:51:01 GMT, Dave Hinz wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:40:29 GMT, Candiru Fish wrote:
> >> Did it work? Is it exciting? How can I make it 10 times as exciting?
> >
> >Yes, no, and by deleting 90% of the content...
>
> ...leaving only word.
>
> "They"..?

If limited to one word, for maximum value and impact I'd have to go
with "piss" or "mouth" rather than some boring pronoun. But since
removing 90% of the 20 words would leave 2, why not be a sport and go
with both of these fine choices? And if we can shade it to 85%, then
"Piss mouth whore" pretty much captures the gist of what Candiru Fish
was getting at, without all the boilerplate and flowery verbiage and
scenic descriptions. OK, I substituted "whore" for the oblique
reference. Consider it the Cliff's (RIP) Notes version.
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Candiru Fish



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:47 am    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
Ubiquitous Bob wrote:
> GWD wrote:
>> On 17 Feb 2006 16:51:01 GMT, Dave Hinz wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:40:29 GMT, Candiru Fish wrote:
>>>> Did it work? Is it exciting? How can I make it 10 times as exciting?
>>> Yes, no, and by deleting 90% of the content...
>> ...leaving only word.
>>
>> "They"..?
>
> If limited to one word, for maximum value and impact I'd have to go
> with "piss" or "mouth" rather than some boring pronoun. But since
> removing 90% of the 20 words would leave 2, why not be a sport and go
> with both of these fine choices? And if we can shade it to 85%, then
> "Piss mouth whore" pretty much captures the gist of what Candiru Fish
> was getting at, without all the boilerplate and flowery verbiage and
> scenic descriptions. OK, I substituted "whore" for the oblique
> reference. Consider it the Cliff's (RIP) Notes version.
>

How coincidental, "piss mouth whore" is one of my common searches in emule.

(really!)

But today I'm posting from a different machine so my .sig hasn't gotten
attached.

See I'm building this computer with a mini-ITX motherboard, trying to
build the smallest possible machine I can. I plan on getting a new
thumb-drive today so I eliminate the hard-drive and as soon as I sell
this excess motorcycle helmet I have I'm going to purchase a pico-PSU
and cut off another excess inch from my over-all dimensions. Oh its a
sweet little box, currently its running DSL (which I ain't thrilled
with) but as soon as I get the new thumb drive (my last one seems to
have suffered some sort of inside the pocket of a clown failure) I will
install Puppy Linux, which is just as cute as a puppy's nose.

Aren't you all a twitter now? I know I am.

Off to look at my latest emule downloads. Porn and computers make me hot.
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Odoriferous Bob



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:25 pm    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
Candiru Fish wrote:
> How coincidental, "piss mouth whore" is one of my common searches in emule.

It's always been one of my better pickup lines at bars. Separates the
wheat from the chaff real good.
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Mordechai Housman



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
"Odoriferous Bob" wrote in message @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> Candiru Fish wrote:
>> How coincidental, "piss mouth whore" is one of my common searches in
>> emule.
>
> It's always been one of my better pickup lines at bars. Separates the
> wheat from the chaff real good.

And apparently, you're more interested in chaff.
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Odoriferous Bob



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:48 pm    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
Mordechai Housman wrote:
> "Odoriferous Bob" wrote in message
> @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> > Candiru Fish wrote:
> >> How coincidental, "piss mouth whore" is one of my common searches in
> >> emule.
> >
> > It's always been one of my better pickup lines at bars. Separates the
> > wheat from the chaff real good.
>
> And apparently, you're more interested in chaff.

I take my doctor at her word, that I should eat as much fiber as I can.
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Candiru Fish



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: .sig check Reply with quote
Odoriferous Bob wrote:
> Mordechai Housman wrote:
>> "Odoriferous Bob" wrote in message
>> @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>>> Candiru Fish wrote:
>>>> How coincidental, "piss mouth whore" is one of my common searches in
>>>> emule.
>>> It's always been one of my better pickup lines at bars. Separates the
>>> wheat from the chaff real good.
>> And apparently, you're more interested in chaff.
>
> I take my doctor at her word, that I should eat as much fiber as I can.
>

Any girl you pick up with that line should probably stay as far away
from your lips as possible.
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