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Hauke Reddmann · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 47

Geklaut bei Herbert Rosendorfer. Sehr dtjkompatibel,
der Mann. Also:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen "vertraulich",
"geheim" und "streng geheim"?

"Vertraulich" darf nicht verraten werden.
"Geheim" darf gar nicht verraten werden.
"Streng geheim" darf ganz und gar nicht verraten werden.

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Hauke Reddmann <:-EX8 fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de
Er-a svo gott sem gott kveða
öl alda sonum, því að færra veit
er fleira drekkur síns til geðs gumi.

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