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M.Balarama · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 107

police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on

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Hauke Reddmann · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 47

M.Balarama wrote:
> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on

Maybe they should hire a PI?

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Er-a svo gott sem gott kveða
öl alda sonum, því að færra veit
er fleira drekkur síns til geðs gumi.

M.Balarama · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 107

"Hauke Reddmann" wrote in message @mid.dfncis.de...
> M.Balarama wrote:
>> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
>
> Maybe they should hire a PI?

don't want to leave a paper trail

>
>
> --
> Hauke Reddmann <:-EX8 fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de
> Er-a svo gott sem gott kveða
> öl alda sonum, því að færra veit
> er fleira drekkur síns til geðs gumi.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Hauke Reddmann
> >M.Balarama
>
> >> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
> >Maybe they should hire a PI?
> The sargeant received a promotion for quickly renting a porta-potty.
> He's now a loo tenant.

There WAS a rank smell about that promotion!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Hugh Brodie · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
>
>> Hauke Reddmann
>> >M.Balarama
>>
>> >> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
>> >Maybe they should hire a PI?
>> The sargeant received a promotion for quickly renting a porta-potty.
>> He's now a loo tenant.
>
> There WAS a rank smell about that promotion!

At least now he can hide his private parts.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"Hugh Brodie" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >
> >> Hauke Reddmann
> >> >M.Balarama
> >>
> >> >> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
> >> >Maybe they should hire a PI?
> >> The sargeant received a promotion for quickly renting a porta-potty.
> >> He's now a loo tenant.
> >
> > There WAS a rank smell about that promotion!
>
> At least now he can hide his private parts.

And avoid corporal punishment.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> In article ,
> "Hugh Brodie" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article ,
> > > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > >
> > >> Hauke Reddmann
> > >> >M.Balarama
> > >>
> > >> >> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
> > >> >Maybe they should hire a PI?
> > >> The sargeant received a promotion for quickly renting a
> > >> porta-potty. He's now a loo tenant.
> > >
> > > There WAS a rank smell about that promotion!
> >
> > At least now he can hide his private parts.
>
> And avoid corporal punishment.

Yes, that's a major concern.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" said:
> > In article ,
> > "Hugh Brodie" wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > In article ,
> > > > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Hauke Reddmann
> > > >> >M.Balarama
> > > >>
> > > >> >> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
> > > >> >Maybe they should hire a PI?
> > > >> The sargeant received a promotion for quickly renting a
> > > >> porta-potty. He's now a loo tenant.
> > > >
> > > > There WAS a rank smell about that promotion!
> > >
> > > At least now he can hide his private parts.
> >
> > And avoid corporal punishment.
>
> Yes, that's a major concern.
>
general'y speaking
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Richard Knowlton · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 18

"M.Balarama" wrote in message $Ej5.5562@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
>
> "Hauke Reddmann" wrote in message
> @mid.dfncis.de...
>> M.Balarama wrote:
>>> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
>>
>> Maybe they should hire a PI?
>
> don't want to leave a paper trail
>
>>
>>
>> -- The thieves were also guilty of leaving a dirty bomb!

M.Balarama · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 107

"Richard Knowlton" wrote in message $fZ3.18057@trndny02...
>
> "M.Balarama" wrote in message
> $Ej5.5562@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
>>
>> "Hauke Reddmann" wrote in message
>> @mid.dfncis.de...
>>> M.Balarama wrote:
>>>> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
>>>
>>> Maybe they should hire a PI?
>>
>> don't want to leave a paper trail
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> -- The thieves were also guilty of leaving a dirty bomb!

all that work -down the drain
>
>

Ignar DePointe · Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 9

On Feb 20, 7:07 pm, "M.Balarama" wrote:
> >>> Maybe they should hire a PI?
>
> >> don't want to leave a paper trail
>
> >>> -- The thieves were also guilty of leaving a dirty bomb!
>
> all that work -down the drain

Probably an inside job.....
Even if you did crack the case, you'd likely wind up
with the petty theft of a porcelain throne out of court.

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Ignar DePointe wrote:
>
>>>>> Maybe they should hire a PI?
>>>> don't want to leave a paper trail
>>>>> -- The thieves were also guilty of leaving a dirty bomb!
>> all that work -down the drain
>
>
> Probably an inside job.....
> Even if you did crack the case, you'd likely wind up
> with the petty theft of a porcelain throne out of court.

A Commodey of Errors!

M.Balarama · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 107

"Sheila Dundee" wrote in message $421.6113@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Ignar DePointe wrote:
>>
>>>>>> Maybe they should hire a PI?
>>>>> don't want to leave a paper trail
>>>>>> -- The thieves were also guilty of leaving a dirty bomb!
>>> all that work -down the drain
>>
>>
>> Probably an inside job.....
>> Even if you did crack the case, you'd likely wind up
>> with the petty theft of a porcelain throne out of court.
>
> A Commodey of Errors!

flush out of the movies
>

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard" found these unused words:
>
> >"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> >> In article ,
> >> "Hugh Brodie" wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> >> > @news.supernews.com...
> >> > > In article ,
> >> > > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >> Hauke Reddmann
> >> > >> >M.Balarama
> >> > >>
> >> > >> >> police station toilet stolen-cops have nothing to go on
> >> > >> >Maybe they should hire a PI?
> >> > >> The sargeant received a promotion for quickly renting a
> >> > >> porta-potty. He's now a loo tenant.
> >> > >
> >> > > There WAS a rank smell about that promotion!
> >> >
> >> > At least now he can hide his private parts.
> >>
> >> And avoid corporal punishment.
> >
> >Yes, that's a major concern.
> >
> So sayeth General Knowledge ...

That does warrant further investigation.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article
,
Ignar DePointe wrote:

> On Feb 20, 7:07 pm, "M.Balarama" wrote:
> > >>> Maybe they should hire a PI?
> >
> > >> don't want to leave a paper trail
> >
> > >>> -- The thieves were also guilty of leaving a dirty bomb!
> >
> > all that work -down the drain
>
>
> Probably an inside job.....
> Even if you did crack the case, you'd likely wind up
> with the petty theft of a porcelain throne out of court.

Would that be on count #1 or count #2 of the charge?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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