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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:08 pm    Post subject: suicide Reply with quote
A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
and died of his own cold cuts.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Sheila Dundee



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> and died of his own cold cuts.

Cured his depression, I guess. But what a wurst of a life!
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:58 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> > and died of his own cold cuts.
>
> Cured his depression, I guess. But what a wurst of a life!

He just couldn't coppa with it.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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M.Balarama



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:00 pm    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>
>> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>> > A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
>> > and died of his own cold cuts.
>>
>> Cured his depression, I guess. But what a wurst of a life!
>
> He just couldn't coppa with it.
guess he couldn't cut it
> --
> Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
> "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
> and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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M.Balarama



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:03 pm    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
>A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> and died of his own cold cuts.
I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney
> --
> Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
> "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
> and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:06 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
In article ,
"M.Balarama" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> >> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >> > A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> >> > and died of his own cold cuts.
> >>
> >> Cured his depression, I guess. But what a wurst of a life!
> >
> > He just couldn't coppa with it.
> guess he couldn't cut it
I hope it wasn't because he got a little behind in his work.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:09 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
In article ,
"M.Balarama" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> >A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> > and died of his own cold cuts.
> I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney
> > --
Bite your tongue.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Sheila Dundee
> >Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> >> A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> >> and died of his own cold cuts.
> >Cured his depression, I guess. But what a wurst of a life!
> Left a terse note: Oh! Gone quit !

I believe what I am herring! He really said that?
Cod what a waste!.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Cybe R. Wizard



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:19 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
Sheila Dundee said:
> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> > and died of his own cold cuts.
>
> Cured his depression, I guess. But what a wurst of a life!

It's OK, he's gone into the web-site building business.
You never sausage links!

Cybe R. Wizard
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Cybe R. Wizard



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:20 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> In article ,
> "M.Balarama" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > >A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> > > and died of his own cold cuts.
> > I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney

> Bite your tongue.

Have a heart!

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
In article ,
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" said:
> > In article ,
> > "M.Balarama" wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > >A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> > > > and died of his own cold cuts.
> > > I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney
>
> > Bite your tongue.
>
> Have a heart!
>
To get one would require me tube steak you down first!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Richard Knowlton



Joined: 27 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:58 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
I do hope he weighed all his options.
"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
>
>> "Michael N. LeVine" said:
>> > In article ,
>> > "M.Balarama" wrote:
>> >
>> > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
>> > > @news.supernews.com...
>> > > >A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
>> > > > and died of his own cold cuts.
>> > > I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney
>>
>> > Bite your tongue.
>>
>> Have a heart!
>>
> To get one would require me tube steak you down first!
> --
> Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
> "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
> and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
In article ,
"Richard Knowlton" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> >
> >> "Michael N. LeVine" said:
> >> > In article ,
> >> > "M.Balarama" wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> >> > > @news.supernews.com...
> >> > > >A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> >> > > > and died of his own cold cuts.
> >> > > I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney
> >>
> >> > Bite your tongue.
> >>
> >> Have a heart!
> >>
> > To get one would require me tube steak you down first!
> I do hope he weighed all his options.
His intention was to steal a weigh.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Sheila Dundee



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> "Michael N. LeVine"
>> "M.Balarama"
>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>>> A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
>>>> and died of his own cold cuts.
>>> I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney
>
>> Bite your tongue.
>
> Have a heart!

No more of these silly tripe comments! Liver let live, I say.
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:47 am    Post subject: Re: suicide Reply with quote
In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > "Michael N. LeVine"
> >> "M.Balarama"
> >>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>>> A lovelorn butcher in Maine stabbed himself with an icicle
> >>>> and died of his own cold cuts.
> >>> I thought all his bitchin and moaning was baloney
> >
> >> Bite your tongue.
> >
> > Have a heart!
>
> No more of these silly tripe comments! Liver let live, I say.

A spleen-ded thought.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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